E-mail joke: Why fil-am’s won’t run for the White House

December 7, 2006 at 6:26 pm Leave a comment

I don’t agree – considering how many fil-am’s work in the white house but it’s a funny email joke. Ciguro na-inspire ito ni Naverette…  Oh well… this was sent to me by my cousin.

enjoy

TOP 10 Reasons why there couldnt be FIL-AM US president by DAVID LETTERMAN
  
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There is not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2
Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes
Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife), and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at
State dinners.

7. There is too many dining rooms in the White House – where will
they put the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a set of giant
wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “pssst…pssst”.

4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential
car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having
the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White
House room.

2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN
US PRESIDENT IS….

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

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